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Episode 04: WarMyself: Sorry for the absence last week, but Episode 3 was deemed too controversial for its Religious based discussion, and a lot of swearing, A LOT of swearing. But we’re back this week talking about War, and what it’s good for. And if anyone makes that obvious joke, I will hit you.{Snickering}M: I mean it!{clearing throat}M: Now, as always we have our very argumentative team of

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Holy crap!for those who know me, and since this is the interenet, none of you should, I'm in college, studying to be a programmer.currently, I'm working on a text-based adventure(think Zork). And really, I'm looking for people willing to Beta it, and give me feedback on what's going on, and all that such. I'll have more information in a few days as I get enough of the game, like two or three

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So...I've not done this for a while...so...sorry.But I promise to be comin back...honest. I just...dunno.So, I'm starting a new series of postings called ~Build a Puzzle~ It'll be like watching paint dry...but with PUZZLES!Cause I can...that's why.But basically I'm going ot be doing a puzzle, and putting up pics of progress...maybe even the pieces...to do whatever...I dunno...I'm just trying to

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It explains a lot about me, and my beliefs.Uh...didn't work how I thought...but...just click the image to see the whole thing...I'd fix it, but I'm at work...and lazy.

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It may not surprise some of you that I am a geek. I spend my time playing video games, watching TV and movies, writing random pointless things on blogs like people actually want to read it, and of course, roaming internet sites, and talking with millions of anonymous people about B.S.And through my travels as an internet watcher, I’ve found something called Fan Boys. Now true girls do fall into

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Since in general I've lot all but a passing interest in the government, and how it works, and of course, who's nailing which intern in which broom closet.But even I in my total lack of giving a damn have noticed this weird coalition of the willing...to do nothing.A majority of Republicans (all except three) have decided their time is better spent jacking each other off than actually getting work

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Well, okay, phrases that suck. This is one of those tired lists of random shit that everyone stopped caring about the moment they got annoying. Which surprisingly is just about immediately after they are uttered. This is a growing list...so I'll probably post it again, or make a widgetie thing...maybe...Of course I will provide why they suck...and why anyone who utters them should be thrown out."

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I know I have a bit of a reputation of being an argumentative asshole. I enjoy a good argument, I feel that through an argument, a discussion, a debate that truth will come out, and that it is the only way to come out. Recently I had a discussion with someone on another blog, to be frank it was about Warren giving the invocation at the inauguration. I would like to say I will keep my own opinions

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Hello everyone, welcome to my new blog...Lessons!Since I'm trying to learn Japanese, I thought it would help to start teaching it as well.I'm going to start off simple and put up ten words and give their romaji. Click the word to hear how it's said. This is a test mostly...so sorry for the lack of words.good - ii bad - dame yes - haino - iiehello - konnichi wagood-bye - sayounarathis - korethat -

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Note of Introduction. This comes as a collaboration between me and a friend. Characters are shared from both her stories and mine. Note this is a prologue, and it's a first rough draft, so please keep that in mine.Valeria leaned against the concrete wall of the alley. Her breath was shallow and harsh. Sweat coated her brow, and stained her shirt. She pushed her self from the wall, loosing her

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I should warn you that this is all over the place, so forgive me. I'm not apologizing for anything Warren has done, or will do, but I've always been int he firm belief that understanding and accepting your opponents for who the are the bad...and GOOD.Warren doesn't view it as Civil Rights. That ever occur to anyone here? That in is his own head he believes he is doing the right thing? Because of

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Hello everyone, welcome to my new blog...Lessons!Since I'm trying to learn Japanese, I thought it would help to start teaching it as well.I'm going to start off simple and put up ten words and give their romaji and then the Kana.Well...since i can't find audio files i need for most of these things...and any fancy dictionary notation...you'll have to live for now with my pitiful attempt to sound

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Here we go gang, i'm back and posting the final bit of my story...coin...Extra prize if you can guess why it's called that.coinAndrea Daveys stood in the back of the gas station convenience store, staring at the container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. The door to the freezer hung open before her, but the cold didn’t really bother her. She frowned, turning the frozen treat around in

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I would first like to apologize for not posting in...well over a week.I am in a funk, depressed even. Election day came last week, and the guy I voted for lost. It's sad for me. It was my first presidential election, and I voted for a loser. Course, I suppose it's my fault that I live in a very liberal part of the state, but how the hell would I have known the whole damn state would turn blue? I

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It's Sunday morning.Slow...slow...morning.I wish i had something to say.But I'm saving up my real chops for the next few days.All I can say now is, Republican, Democrat, Independent, Vote.

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Endings to the short story, i just posted. Please tell me which works best.1.)Steven Carter sighed, standing in the elevator. It was almost eleven, and he hadn’t heard from Andrea all day. He’d just come from her apartment, and she wasn’t there. Something was bothering her, he knew it. He also hadn’t been able to find Zacharia Kirkland either. It seemed like everyone was avoiding him.The elevator

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This is everything but the end, there is a reason (mainly i don't know which end to put). I'm going to post several endings, and ask your opinion of them. That'll be in just a minute, so enjoy the story till then.Andrea Daveys stood in the back of the gas station convenience store, staring at the container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. The door to the freezer hung open before her, but

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A long time ago, i was a number cruncher, and did things, like setting up a pool for the primary elections.Well, now I'm going to set up a pool for The election, just a week from now, and set it up for those who want to see if they're as good as the experts.Now, visit 538 or Pollster or RCP or whatever site you prefer.Place your "bets"Who wins popular vote? by what margin? Obama or McCain.Who

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Coin opening (plus a little more). (could be considered Zacharia 3.2)Andrea Daveys stood in the back of the gas station convenience store, staring at the container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. The door to the freezer hung open before her, but the cold didn’t really bother her. She frowned, turning the frozen treat around in her hand, not really reading the information, just thinking.

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Instead of doing the pop quiz this week, i think I'll slow it down and talk about random, and the source of the puns.A long time ago, when I was much younger, i went by the handle Fighter for all. Different site, it went with my first yahoo email. As i grew, i distance myself from this handle, and really, it was bulky.Along comes a radio show, and it's lovely live blog, which i used to go on, and

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Since I'm a little afraid my previous post will be seen a bit to literally.(I was doing satire)So I'm going to post what i've seen as buttons. (and bought a few, i like buttons).McCain buttons:Blue voter voting RedSuper Mac (image of McCain to look like Superman)Obama spread: I can't believe it's not earned (think I can't believe it's butter, and add the spread the wealth thing.)You had me at

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How the Jews, Women, Blacks, liberals, Illegals, and Asians are stealing the election for Barack Obama.Gather round all you lovely people, while i tell you how the election is being stolen. First, the illegals take our jobs, so we can't pay for mortages. Then the blacks take all those low cheap loans, forcing us to take those adjustable loan thingies invented by the jews who want to take all our

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Random's Thesis statement why Third Party Candidates should just crawl into a hole and DIE!How many people here can name the last Time a "Third" Party candidate one the office of the Presidency? Well, Abraham Lincoln of the very young Republican Party. It was easier back then, you could go from town to town and talk with the people, show them your message. Now, since so many people rely on the

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Warning: Currently a second rewrite of a story posted within the last 12 hours, please read this version. Same warning applies, graphic content, weird shit, and general fucked-upnessZacharia Kirkland slowly moved along the fragmented stone walkway. Each step made a soft click from the hard rubber sole of his shoes. He reached the double doors leading into the home. The doors themselves were more

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For all who gather round, I've got a story about Birth Certificates, and Citizenship.A few people may have told you that Barack Obama isn't a citizen, we won't release his Birth Certificate, or even some of the more lovely ones, that he BC was made 4 days after his birth (number could be a little off).Reasons not to believe it:1.) These are the same assholes that send you that Obama is a Muslim,

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Hello, and welcome again to this poptastic quiz. Where we test your knowledge...and lack of life, of what has happened in this blog...along with some weird trivia that you just can't find any where else.So, with out futher ado (heh...ado) I present to you my second Quiz.1.) Name a Random Nut? (remember the pun...)2.) Name a Senator from the State where the College I visited is in. (Not as hard as

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This is a serious subject, something that we should all be paying attention too.Now the original McCarthyism was started by Senator Joseph McCarthy, in the late 40's early 50's, during the high point of the "Red Scare". McCarthy would accuse people of being communist sympathizers, often destroying people's lives, and leaving some unable to work because of black lists, the most famous of course

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Long two days I've hard...Long...LONG two days.Sorry for not posting Saturday, but I was away from a computer. (well not really, just away from the available time.I went out to *beep* to visit a wonderful semi-technical school called UAT (Univeristy of Advancing Technology)It was my first time flying, so it was a little freaky. But I'm back alive, and I enjoyed the school very much.I'll probably

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Okay, Okay, this is All I've got to say today...or the night before, hopefully you'll all see this and thank you.I'm heading off for A college called UAT, look it up.I'm leaving in the morning, So I'm posting this the night before.Love all my loyal followers...All one of you. :rimshot:Good night and good luck.

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Alright, Alright, I'm here I'm here...don't leave, please.I'm a little late this morning, usually I prepare something the night before, but i didn't this time, I'm sorry.uh...uh...Shit, can't think of anything.Look, I'm really in a different plain right now, I've got a lot of things to do and worry about, I'm sorry. I'm heading out to a college tomorrow morning, and well, i've got to pack, get my

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A Random look at Voter...er...Registration FraudFor those who had money that within three days I'd crack and discuss politics, guess what, YOU WON! Here's your cookie.Today's Edition will discuss the Voter...I mean Registration Fraud of ACORN. That weird Scary orginatizations that may or may not be some how funnelling votes for Obama.I can talk about a LOT of things that are wrong about

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Welcome to Random's first ever Pop Quiz.That's right, every Tuesday I will be posting a Pop Quiz that will require not only you to read more than the first line of the blog, but also some basic understanding of the world around you. As well, please type the answer in your comment response, and whoever gets the highest grade will get props in my Wednesday (or Thursday, if things don't work the way

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I'm going to make it a personal mission to post a blog post every day, so when something does happen, I will actually post it instead of keeping it to myself. I suppose that'll mean I'll be copying my stories over here and saving them as drafts and releasing them incase of emergancies.I suppose I could talk about politics, but i won't. Not that I don't like it, but I'd prefer to keep that kind of

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Hello again, it's pleasure talking again here, and I'm slowly getting comfortable with my profile here, and shaping what I'll talk about, and what I'll ramble on and on. Cause I'm sure everyone here cares about my day...right....right....Bueller...(Bad...joke)for those who scroll down far enough will see I now have a picture up. Not to insult the intelligence of anyone who visits this lovely

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Welcome one and...well one.I don't suppose I know what all I shall be doing with this blog, but I certainly feel it's worth experimenting. I suppose in the end I'll be posting my stories, along with just random crap. Funny pictures, rude jokes, or folksy anecdotes that leave you wondering what possible mental illness I may have.That's all I really have to say for an opener, but It's nice of ya'll

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