Cheers and Smears

For all who gather round, I've got a story about Birth Certificates, and Citizenship.

A few people may have told you that Barack Obama isn't a citizen, we won't release his Birth Certificate, or even some of the more lovely ones, that he BC was made 4 days after his birth (number could be a little off).
Reasons not to believe it:
1.) These are the same assholes that send you that Obama is a Muslim, despite growing up atheist and joining a christian church later in life. They also say the weird shit like Obama is the anti-christ, which is false becuase if he was, NO ONE would accuse him of being the Anti-christ. That and It would be part of gods plan and the holy order and who the fuck are all you people to go against the holy order

2.) He has reliesed his BC (I am not gonna type it out every time, I have problems spelling). It's been verified, get over it.

3.) If he wasn't a naturalized citizen, he wouldn't be allowed to run. the FBI, Secret Service, even the CIA would know by now, and run him out of the race. Unless you think the FBI, Secret Service, and the CIA are in the bag for Obama?

4.) Obama is not going to Hawaii to visit an ill mother, and it will take time for say...preperation to Hawaii, like Secret Serivce to go and lock the place down. And if you've ever flown before, you know it takes 6-8 hours to get across the country, image how long to fly half way across the pacific.

5.) McCain could also be techinically not allowed to run either, being born in the Panama Canal Zone three years before it was made into a place where if you were born there you were a citizen. I don't see anyone crying out for his head. I'm not crying out for his head. So what the hell.

P.S. Obama. Is. Not. A. Muslim.
P.P.S. Obama. Is. Not. The. Anti-Christ.
P.P.P.S. Obama. Will. Not. Enslave. White. People.
P.P.P.P.S. Obama. Did. Not. Say. "Where. The. White. Women. At?".