Episode 04: War
Myself: Sorry for the absence last week, but Episode 3 was deemed too controversial for its Religious based discussion, and a lot of swearing, A LOT of swearing. But we’re back this week talking about War, and what it’s good for. And if anyone makes that obvious joke, I will hit you.
M: I mean it!
M: Now, as always we have our very argumentative team of Conservative and Liberal. Now, since we went with Conservative last week, and that didn’t air, it’s only fair he gets a chance to lead off this time.
Liberal: How’s that fair? We agreed him, me, him, me.
Conservative: Can you stop whining.
M: Both of you. I’m in charge, so shut it, this will go smoothly this time. Now, Conservative.
C: Well, as we know War is the first option. It shows might, determination. It places our giant military before the other’s and shows them just how big we are.
L: By military do you mean [expletive deleted].
M: Hey now, we agreed last time not to do that.
L: But, how can I not? It’s just sitting there. Like a giant [expletive deleted] and [expletive deleted].
M: Now you’re just being gratuitous.
L: It’s called free speech.
M: That only protects against the government. Since I’m not the government I can censor your [expletive deleted] all I like.
L: There, you just did it!
M: I’m the host, I can do as I [expletive deleted] well please.
M: You’ve been strangely quite Conservative.
M: And that’s why...
M: Fine, you’re turn.
L: War is abhorrent. Should never happen. Never has it ever been justified. You can’t name me once where fighting was the only solution.
C: Dubya Dubya Two Commie.
M: Do you wake up just to argue?
L: Please, that’s a stock response.
C: It is not. There was no other way to stop Hitler and save those lives. That is if you’re one of those who thinks he was really killing all those people.
M: That is a strange 180 for the sake of a bad stereo type.
C: Hey, don’t question my methods!
M: Whatever. It’s not my [expletive deleted] who’s being stereo typed.
C: And of course the Civil war. The only way for the south to have ever made their own country was to fight against that pinko commie Lincoln.
L: The south lost.
C: So those commie text books say so, but I know better.
M: Can you stop saying commie. It’s embarrassing. Anyway, that’s all the time we have, come again next time.
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