Random Conspiracy

How the Jews, Women, Blacks, liberals, Illegals, and Asians are stealing the election for Barack Obama.

Gather round all you lovely people, while i tell you how the election is being stolen. First, the illegals take our jobs, so we can't pay for mortages. Then the blacks take all those low cheap loans, forcing us to take those adjustable loan thingies invented by the jews who want to take all our money. Then the Jews increase our rates, making us loose our houses, and making it impossible for us to vote cause we don't got no homes, and homeless can't vote.

Also, the Jews incontrol of the wall street make it collaps, and the asians across the seas make their wall streets collapse. This makes everyone think George Bush is a bad economic guy even though he cut taxes for everyone.

As if that wasn't enough, the womens force one onto my hero John McCain, and make him look like a pansy whipped bitch. I can't vote for a woman.

And of course, Finally, the liberals are stealing our vote with acorns, and making it impossible for real 'Mericans from voting.

All of this means Liberal Terrorist Muslin, Barack HUSSANE Obama will win.